Predict Jokes

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!