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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!