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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!