How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!