How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

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What do you feed a disappearing cat?

Evaporated milk

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!

What do you call a chihuahua with a rainbow colored fur?

Chihuehue