How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

A short one!

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.