It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Not knowing how to use a coathanger...
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
MOOOOOO!!!!
Hit the road, Jack.
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Just add a G and now she's gone.
The cow jumped over the moon.