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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why Did The Tiger Cross The Road?

Because there wasn't a Zebra crossing Sorry, my 5 year old son made me post this

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How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!