How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why did the Chihuahua put on a jacket?

Because it was a chili dog!