Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side