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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side