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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there