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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!