Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.