What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side