What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder