What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.