What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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You pull down its genes.

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Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

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Take away it's credit cards!

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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How do you know if you are drowning in milk?

If it's pasturize

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.