Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you get from a forgetful cow?

Milk of amnesia!

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3