Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!