Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How does Darth Vader like his milk?

Warm

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.