Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

What do cows do for entertainment?

They go to the mooooovies.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!