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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

What is a snowman's favorite book?

War and Frozen Peas!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Why do teenage girls go to the bathroom in 3s and 5s?

Because they literally can't even.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Stallin Jokes More Stallin Jokes

Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.