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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Which war was the hungriest?

Viet-nom.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

Stallin Jokes More Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'