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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

War Jokes More War Jokes

What do you call an empty field?

The French army at the beginning of a war!

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

Stallin Jokes More Stallin Jokes

Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.