What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

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Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'