What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What musical instrument can be found in nearly every Bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Stallin Jokes More Stallin Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why did the dictator's plane crash?

It was stallin'