Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture