Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who?

Allegra is broken!

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...