Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better!