Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

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Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!