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Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

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Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!