How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

He wanted to sing higher!

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey