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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey