How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Who's there! Amory! Amory who?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."