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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

How will a black chef start with his recipe?

First we steal two Eggs

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where did Little Johnny go when the bombs dropped?

Everywhere.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs