How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

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What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why couldn't Cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

Mariah Carey Jokes More Mariah Carey Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs