Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

"I didn't wake up this morning..."

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.