Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3