Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.