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Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.

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What language do they speak in Holland?

Hollandaise.

What language do bees speak?

The beesnese

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.