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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

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He's a fungi

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

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Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

Because they are very touching

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Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

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A sturgeon.

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What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.