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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

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What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

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How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!