Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Aspirin sorry guys
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
Postrock/Postpunk
Lawsuits.
Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
He was following the Tsar.
None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!
What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."
They don't find them Hume-erous.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Credit to Bo Burnham.
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Rolling Stones
Apple genius.
A stroke of genius!
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.