Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
Aspirin sorry guys
ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.
Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/
Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
We throw away the rappers.
They both ain't got the same Seoul.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
He listens to his old music.
On and on anon.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Neverland Ranch.
They prefer radians.
And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
By losing a billion dollars in business.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.
SQUAAATS!...Polly want a cracker.
They both work with crust.
