How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.