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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

Contain Jokes More Contain Jokes

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

Marxist Jokes More Marxist Jokes

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.