Ant Man
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
Math hue.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It couldn't contain itself.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Spine
It's CoRnY
A Pedo File.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Post office.
When they are read.
No R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Tarzan.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Because one more would be too farty
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Francium.
MOVIES!
A witch.
Because he took the hypocritic oath
They both like a tight seal
They both like a tight seal.
To find a Significant Otter.
A polar bear
They're too mature for their taste
