Ant Man
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
Math hue.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It couldn't contain itself.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Spine
It's CoRnY
A Pedo File.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Post office.
They're too mature for their taste
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
Because it's a round U.
The letter D.
It was stumped.
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
Dominoes. Falling one at a time.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Buffa lo
He was a miner.
His leg was in a cast.
If you break a leg, you get cast
