Your spine.
Ant Man
They both contain locked up loonies!
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Math hue.
It contained a borscht ton.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It couldn't contain itself.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Spine
It's CoRnY
A Pedo File.
McBongald's
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
It may contain viruses.
A coconut!
Post office.
That they baked you in Because you're hotter than a freshly baked Pizza!
He is risen.
Why don't you google it?
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Coincerned
Me: I love you.
We need to give you a cavity search
If there were one more it would be two-farty!
Both can be solved with a coat hanger
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
MOVIES!
A full set of teeth
Because 1 more would have been 240...
