Your spine.
Ant Man
They both contain locked up loonies!
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Math hue.
It contained a borscht ton.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It couldn't contain itself.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Spine
It's CoRnY
A Pedo File.
McBongald's
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
It may contain viruses.
A coconut!
Post office.
Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
Santa isn't real.
Because they have BOOOOgers.
Because 1 more would have been 240...
He won't ever give you *Up*.
He's never gonna give you Up.
Because one more would have been too farty.
239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".
Turn 19
She wanted to stop having grandchildren.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip
The letter P.
