Your spine.
Ant Man
They both contain locked up loonies!
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
Math hue.
It contained a borscht ton.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It couldn't contain itself.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Spine
It's CoRnY
A Pedo File.
McBongald's
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
It may contain viruses.
A coconut!
Post office.
Postbox.
Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!
To stop it from falling out.
The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."
A flat miner.
Because it cracked itself up.
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
Looking for the tight seal
They both like a tight seal.
To get a tight seal.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more "Riddle-y," than say an actual joke.
Han So-high.
Weed out only the best suppliers
