Your spine.
Ant Man
They both contain locked up loonies!
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
Math hue.
It contained a borscht ton.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It couldn't contain itself.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Spine
It's CoRnY
A Pedo File.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
It may contain viruses.
Post office.
Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.
What has a foot but no legs?
Paint the town red.
All they ever say is Mao.
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Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
Doodoo doodoo
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Francium.
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
Because the rest of the letters are not-E.
It ended in a tie.
Because his watch has ended.
