Ant Man
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because if they had one more, they would be 240.
Math hue.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
It couldn't contain itself.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Spine
It's CoRnY
A Pedo File.
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Post office.
Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
MOVIES!
28
They both like a tight seal
They both like a tight seal.
Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is
He starts coffin...
They're both summary!
Marriage
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!