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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.