What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Who's there! Cugat! Cugat who?

Cugat to love my jokes!

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

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How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.