What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Imagination.

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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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They're Meteor!

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

How do you tell jokes?

Repost

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And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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There was nothing left but de Brie.

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They go Bar Hopping!...

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Make blonde jokes!

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What do you call a person who's happy on a Monday?

Unemployed.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...