A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.
There's no such thing as negative energy
Girl: Your feet.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
Because I don't joke about jokes.
In their dadabase.
You hear about them but never see them
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
CGI Friday's
The horses name was Friday.
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
He doesn't have a job.