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What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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What's faster than Usain Bolt?

Jokes reposts

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.