What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.