Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Why was the violin coach arrested?

He was fiddling with the kids. *

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What will you never say about a banjo player?

That's the banjo player's Porsche.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.