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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.