March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Previous Random Joke Next
Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno.business

Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.