What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.