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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty