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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids?

He can't get to 3rd base

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Why do social justice warriors hate math?

All the inequalities

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

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What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What, I'm Asian?

Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty