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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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How much would you say you read the Bible?

Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.