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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.