How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much is a dozen bananas?

Ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

Dollar Bill Jokes More Dollar Bill Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.