Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
The first one usually gets screwed up.
Jose and Hose-B
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
I don't know, I am on hold.
Because it was for chair-ity
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
A job application.
Just put it on my bill
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
