Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"
Cause he has a Halloweenie
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Count Dracula.
2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
