How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark?

Racist

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

How many frat guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.