Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
A kid who loves halalpenos
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
None. PETA can't change anything.
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
One dollar
They handsome money to the cashier
Coincerned