Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
The chewy center.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Let's go fishing
Two.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Because the only constant is change.
Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.
It didn't register.
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
Coincerned
