Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
I'm not Willie Nelson.
Their knees
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
No, I got them all cut.
Batman-do
Barberd wire!
Send them to barber school.
