How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog?

I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir.