How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.