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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

How do you spot a sumo at a feminist rally?

Look for the one with shaved legs....

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

How did they know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders on the beach

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck

Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did a gun go to the barber?

Because it's bangs were getting long!

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!