How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant?

Because they use their head.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

What do feminist ghosts keep fighting for?

Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!