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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber?

A director's cut

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.