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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...