Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.