Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do logicians use to shave?

Occam's razor

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor