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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears