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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Who's there! Astor! Astor who?

Astor the ball is over!

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.