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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.