Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.