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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

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What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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A barber!

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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They egg them on!

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Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.