Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Sparky.

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.