Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

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Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.