Sack Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.