What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Claustrophobic!

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Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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The barking lot.

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A sub-woofer!!!

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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Jawea