What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

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How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.