What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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Why was Santa in the asylum?

He lost his SANTAty

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

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Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Sack Jokes More Sack Jokes

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What did Lewis and Clark only have one sack of on their expedition?

Jawea