They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
A crisp Pringle
Santa stops at three Hos.
Thank you, Karma gain
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
He went to Jared.
The mall is hiring new Santas.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
He wanted to have some stage presents.
