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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.