Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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Pop culture

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.