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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Yoghurt Jokes More Yoghurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years