Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.