Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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