Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.