Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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How can your make 7 even?

Take away the "S"

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What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.