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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture