Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

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Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.

Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.