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Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How can your make 7 even?

Take away the "S"

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What did Mr. Cena's fiance say on their wedding day?

No, John! can't see

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."