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Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Who is driving the car?

The police.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What about over there?

She said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

So we can both sound useless.