Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles!...

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home?

They're both filled with nuts

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What did Mr. Cena's fiancee say on their wedding day?

No, John! *You* can't see *me!*

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."