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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn