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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!