What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.