What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"