What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Walnuts

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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They both moust go down in emergency.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!