Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
A pirate aye!
The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
Because it was two-tiered.
Because it was out of tuna.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Carrs.
I'm funny that way.
I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
Denim Denim Denim
Undy-terd.
The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"
YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!