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What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!

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Who is currently leading in the Pirate Party Polls?

Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!