What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.