What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!