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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish