What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.