What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!