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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!