What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?

A dry martinez.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!