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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

What do you call a pink slip served in a coffee bag?

Grounds for termination!

Yoga Instructor Jokes More Yoga Instructor Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!