Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

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Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.