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What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

How do you identify the head waitress at a restaurant?

She's the one wearing knee pads.

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds?

NAMburgers

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.