Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Darth Vader Jokes More Darth Vader Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call water that hasn't been changed?

Still, water.

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...