Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

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When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant?

Count Spatula

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars