Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What does a stoner order at a Mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

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What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.