Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

Dessert Jokes More Dessert Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

BakLAVA

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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both