Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Que Que Que

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What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?

No ms te!

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Namaste home tonight.

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To liquidate their bills.

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

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Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.

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What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

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What does the octopus order at the local Mexican restaurant?

Ten tacos

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both