Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

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He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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No ms te!

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

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How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

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What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!