Tuesday Jokes

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

Wednesday Jokes More Wednesday Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Mexican Restaurant Jokes More Mexican Restaurant Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.