He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
They go on peck-nics!
The odds are ever in their favours.
Battle Royale with Cheese.
One strike, and they're out.
The elevator men are on strike!
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Little Caesars
Profanity.
It's just what we tend to do
Because they grew a part.
Because it's worth it.
They are both over the counter strike
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
I've got a bone to pick with you
