Tuesday
Tuesday.
Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...
He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
Taco Tuesday
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*
Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
The German.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Ahola.
Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)
Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
They are both over the counter strike
The odds are ever in their favours.
Oranges and peaches.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here