Tuesday
Tuesday.
Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...
He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
Taco Tuesday
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
No ms te!
I've bean everywhere, ma'am!
A road hog!
She was charged with rustling!
Because Botswana have fun.
Ethiopium
Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
They taste funny
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
They go on peck-nics!
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Battle Royale with cheese
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.