Tuesday Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

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Counter Jokes More Counter Jokes

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Counter Strike Jokes More Counter Strike Jokes

What do mother's who boycott pharmacy drugs and kids who stop playing valve's fps' have in common?

They are both over the counter strike

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Hunger Games Jokes More Hunger Games Jokes

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here