How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

How many were left?

Nine!

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Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Snort Jokes More Snort Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.