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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...