Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
They both got their fur low.
He got snowed in.
A mining company puts miners in shafts.
Nun is better!
Look at all that ash...
Because Wednesday is hump day.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
The snort quack.
He thought it was Coke!