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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...