Pokemon Go!
It wanted to get off its ash.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
That ash.
Where did my Pokemon Go
Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...
Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Antibiotics
Man: "Ever since I was an egg."
The snort quack.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.
Chump day.
Russel
Mt. Rushmore! Happy Presidents Day!
By the ears.
From age
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
He had a hole in one.
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
He was trapped under da-Brie!