Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Pokemon Go!
It wanted to get off its ash.
He fell on his ash.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
That ash.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Where did my Pokemon Go
Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...
Pik-a-choo.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
A Star-Spangled Banner.
My zipper.
Poke 'em on!
Jokemon.
An Ash-hole.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
Cliff.
A cataract
I'm holding Time Square!
In case you get a hole in one.
In case he got a hole-in-one.
There was a face-off in the corner.
He was Squared Straight.