Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Pokemon Go!
It wanted to get off its ash.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
That ash.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Where did my Pokemon Go
Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
Danke
A centipede with a wooden leg!
Shiver me timbers!
Because he has gnocchi
They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."
Dung
Pew! Pew!
To get a filling!
Pop culture
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
You Pokmon!
For disturbing the peas!
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
A mis-steak.
Failure to pull out in time
