Ash Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.