Ash Jokes

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

Ash Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

What does Brock say?

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