Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Pokemon Go!
It wanted to get off its ash.
He fell on his ash.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
They're both ash-holes.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
That ash.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Look at all that ash...
Where did my Pokemon Go
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Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...
An ex-boxer.
A guy laughing his balls off.
Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Roast Moosmallows!
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He writes scary stories.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
She was wearing mittens
It cracked.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Zikachu
Because he might Pikachu!
He ran out of balance
And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
He thought it was Coke!
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
