What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

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What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.