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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow

What's a Russian's favorite food?

Vladimir Poutine

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

1 Mississippi Jokes More 1 Mississippi Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

2 Mississippi Jokes More 2 Mississippi Jokes

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

3 Mississippi Jokes More 3 Mississippi Jokes

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout