How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

What do you call a bad Russian pool player?

Skratchov

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout