Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.