Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam