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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.