Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Why can't you hear Django coming?

The D is silent.

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What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam