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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What's the favorite dairy product of Wall Street executives?

1% milk

What is a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.