Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam