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Half Life 3 Jokes
What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?
Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.
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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?
He was blowing off Steam
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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
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