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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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Who's there! Bronte! Bronte who?

Bronte of the blow!

What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.