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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What has nine arms and blows?

Def Leppard

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.