Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam