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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Steam Jokes More Steam Jokes

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Half Life 3 Jokes More Half Life 3 Jokes

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam