Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What color eyes did Kurt Cobain have?

Blue - One blew this way and one blew that way

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam