Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.