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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.