What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.