Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What does fast and furious 5 and The Walking Dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.