Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How's your meal?

I've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

What do you do if an elephant swallows you whole?

Run around until you get pooped out.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why don't the Germans care about the word, 'nichts'?

It means nothing to them.

Who's there! Armenia! Armenia who?

Armenia every word I say!

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!