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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?

Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.