Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!