Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

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What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"