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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers

What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!