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Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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What's another word for double-dating?

Consolidating

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

Dead walkers