Incorrectly.
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
It is the language of Wales.
Consolidating
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.
Wrong, the word is wrong
Awkward.
Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y
The word "free"
Cloning.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Postbox.
Forwards
Word of mouse.
It is a play on words, after all
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
A Preppysition
River Derci. Sorry.
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Purrfect
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Both are a play on words.
A Punjab.
A play on words.
Because it was a play on words.
Because they don't know the words.
Wrong
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
They don't know the words.
Data
He got a way with words.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Talk in your sleep.
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
Four. O, double-u and e.
An everlasting jobstopper.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
A Rastafarian Proctologist
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Hello world!
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Dad.
Because they'll always have the last word.
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
Take my word for it.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Armenia every word I say!
Thesaurus.
That.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Post office.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
A mega-bite!
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
Because they've forgotten the words!
CATHOLICS: 18
Synonym.
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
The thesaurus.
Neighbor
Stone.
Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.
Cash or Czech Edit: a word
Idk, accordion to research I guess.
Did your manners die too Use your words!
Police police police police police police police police police police police.
"Nobody's perfect!"
Firetruck
You are the banner of my existence.
Play ball.
Because actions speak louder than words.
Wrong.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Word,yo.
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
Before was was was was was is.
It's because they don't know the words.
Because there is a lot of reposting to do.
A jet propelled elephant!
A man holding an aardvark.
She has no legs
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
They're on the cutting edge of musical innovation.
Caesars.
Lucas refrigerators.
Sorry, eh.
Stop "Russian"
They both have dead walkers.
Memementos
Marma'lady
Batvirus (stolen joke xD)
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
