Incorrectly.
Legs. Spread the word.
Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
It is the language of Wales.
Consolidating
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
There is no F in way.
You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.
Wrong, the word is wrong
Awkward.
Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y
The word "free"
Cloning.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Postbox.
Forwards
Word of mouse.
A Rastafarian Proctologist
It is a play on words, after all
Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
A Preppysition
Black-on-black rhyme
River Derci. Sorry.
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
K
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
It's an aunt- -him.
Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.
Purrfect
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Both are a play on words.
I'm not Willie Nelson.
A Punjab.
A play on words.
Because it was a play on words.
Because they don't know the words.
Wrong
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
They don't know the words.
Data
You Irwin some you Irlose some" Then he dieded.
He got a way with words.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Don't Stop
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
Talk in your sleep.
That you to fart.
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
Four. O, double-u and e.
Steven Wright joke, iirc.
An everlasting jobstopper.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
FIRETRUCK.
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word
Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke
People that would use said word can't read.
I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Honey, I'm home.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Hello world!
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Because they'll always have the last word.
Woman
They said "We can do it without u, Britain."
Take my word for it.
It just makes you look photosynthesis.
Armenia every word I say!
Thesaurus.
That.
ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
Post office.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
A mega-bite!
Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.
Because they've forgotten the words!
CATHOLICS: 18
Synonym.
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Word,yo.
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
The thesaurus.
Think about it.
A legend
Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.
Because umbrellas can't walk
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.
Binary stars.
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
He looks at your shoes instead of his
Sleep.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Michael LumberJackson
With a square Dance!
Mourning wood.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Dead walkers
