Why do bees hum?

Because they've forgotten the words!

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Who's there! C-2! C-2 who?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What bee is good for your health?

Vitamin bee!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.