Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

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Who's there! Amaso! Amaso who?

Amaso sorry you don't remember me!

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What did the spider say to the bee?

Your honey or your life!

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.

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What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

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Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.