Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

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Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.