So men can remember them!
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
One... The rest are true stories.
Make blonde jokes!