How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

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What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.