Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

What does a black and white bear use to cook its dinner?

A pan, duh!

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand!

What do you call camp for starving cats?

Meow-schwitz.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!