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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

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What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!