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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.