Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.