Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

How does Alfred call Batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette