Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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Who ate all the cookies?

5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn't see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

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Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!