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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!