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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

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Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

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What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.