What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner?

Lettuce prey

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.