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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.