What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!