What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch